The Twelve!
Religion has Ten Commandments. We have Twelve.
Follow them and you will be fine.
Break them and you shall face the wrath of our righteous ridicule!!
1. Thou shalt not drop the N-Bomb.
2. Thou shalt not place thine foot in to thine mouth.
3. Thou shalt not fix that which is not broken.
4. Thou shalt back your words up.
5. Thou shalt not speak hypocrisy.
6. Thou shalt not sell thy self out.
7. Thou shalt not be caught cheating.
8. Thou shalt not talk beyond your walk.
9. Thou shalt not worship at the altar of Political Correctness.
10. Thou shall face the music.
11. Thou shalt not defend The Hated.
12. Thou shalt not attack The Sainted.